ah shoot do i need a quote or something here

captainkirkk

bitimdrake

i do really love the idea of Time Shenanigans leading to ~13-year-old Damian meeting all former Robins at the same age, because every single one of them is just the exact opposite of what he’d expect.

Dick, who Damian expects to be the cool nice supportive one, at thirteen is fucking furious at the idea that there are any Robins after him. Stephanie, far from the perky optimist he knows, is a hardcore cynic who thinks Batman is super cool and hasn’t even become a vigilante yet. Jason, who has previously interacted with Damian mostly via bullets, is a sweetheart who’s exceptionally insecure at the idea of Bruce getting another Robin.

And meanwhile Tim at thirteen is like “oh you’re the next Robin? Heck yeah, that’s awesome, glad it worked out.”

batfam

because-im-freaking-greed

trupowieszcz

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sunderedstar

hmmm for future reference dracula

lexicals

I love seeing ppl posting abt the ball shaving ads bc idk if it's cause I'm in europe or what but I've never seen one ever so it feels like I'm sitting in a tavern listening to harrowed sailors whisper tales to each other about the dread ss manscaper

same not gonna lie i can't remember the last time ive seen an add on here i didn't go add free tho. i think its cuz my app hasn't updated in aaaages i don't even have the ''for you'' thing

mageoftime

brobotsbro

the duality of g1 Optimus....like he is that dad who points at a plane and says MAN IS THAT BAE OR WHAT but also he can and will murder Megatron with zero hesitation and dab over the corpse

brobotsbro

I put this in the tags but I'm too invested. g1/tfp op swap where tfp op spends like the entire time siting in a corner of the arc cringing in embarrassment while these wacky old dudes try to send him home but the tfp people are like .....WHO is this embarrassing WEIRD OLD MAN. OPTIMUS???? and then they go into battle and he fuckin casually DESTROYS Megatron and they're like??????? But your history??? Your tragic friendship and romance????

And he's like my fucking WHAT LMAO??? where's my WIFE???

and Megatron's in medbay on the nemesis just like. what the fuck just happened he didn't even let me finish my speech--

Tfp OP comes back staring into the middle distance just like....the puns.....dear God the puns ...

brobotsbro

OP: hey miko take a picture. I want to send it to my wife

Miko, delighted:

The picture:

corticalpsychicpatch

Can we pls also remember the massive height disparity because all the g1 bots are like 10ft and TFP OP is 25ft

badlydrawntransformers

Fun fact! Since G1 Optimus is 6 meters tall, that puts him at about the same size as TFP Bumblebee.

just fucking imagine a Bumblebee-sized Optimus kicking the shit out of the Deceptions’ asses it’s fucking ridiculous

~~also to clear up a previous point, TFP Oppy is actually around 30 feet tall, not 25~~

brobotsbro

You know what, I'll admit I did forget g1 op is much shorter but I believe in bad bitch g1 op and I believe he could soundly kick tfp Megatron's ass anyway